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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

eltigrechico:

st–pvtrick:

eltigrechico:

new atheists deride religion as “primitive superstition” but when you hear their take on what religion is it’s clear they have the shallowest concept of it

Y'all are the ones with holy books about talking snakes and blood sacrifices, but go off I guess

see what i mean

found-bodies:

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tumblr just notified me i have flagged adult content, and it’s a textpost from a few years back where i was proud of myself for a paper i wrote for a world history class being lauded by the professor & how my dad bought me a new 410

which was a really good day, i’d forgotten almost all about that day thanks tumblr :)

also am i a blurry now?

acatholicrose:

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(Source: bestrunescapememesbruh)

drag the picture for funny happy :)

valucard:

peachsnout:

valucard:

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wow this really is a funy happy :)

thanks please reblog and share funny happy :)

ferretteeth:

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

zsnes:

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

hellbabyfromhell: “ milknjuice: “one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile ” put this on my grave ”

hellbabyfromhell:

milknjuice:

one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile

put this on my grave

error888: “The Terminator (1984) [1400 x 2115] : MoviePosterPorn ”

error888:

The Terminator (1984) [1400 x 2115] : MoviePosterPorn

(Source: reddit.com)

andro-womeninarmor: “Female Special Forces of Syrian Kurdistan Found here ”

andro-womeninarmor:

Female Special Forces of Syrian Kurdistan

Found here

fishstickmonkey: “ … cartoon gang’s last episode! (by x-ray delta one) ”

fishstickmonkey:

… cartoon gang’s last episode! (by x-ray delta one)

(via boing boing)

(Source: memeuplift)

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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